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*thump-thump* [Jul. 23rd, 2008|04:27 pm]
[mood | amused]

"I really hate jaywalkers. I despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em. The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that"

--Robert Novak, 2001
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It hardly seems to matter now [Jul. 22nd, 2008|05:08 pm]
[mood | mellow]
[music |Genesis: The Musical Box]

I feel the need to spend the afternoon in an overgrown cemetery, amid the green smell of weeds and the drone of insects.
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Bear-Related Misfortunes [Jul. 17th, 2008|11:25 am]
[mood | cheerful]

Colorado Springs Police today have placed blame for a pair of break-ins at a fast food Italian restaurant and a Circuit City electronics store squarely on the shoulders of an adult black bear.

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A bad year for bear damage in Florence and Yachats led to the killings of six problem bears, wildlife officials said Wednesday.

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14-year-old Oregon Girl Drowns in Bear Lake

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Two young brothers, Quintin and Tyson Netser, were playing on the beach when their father Jason noticed the bear walking towards them about 70 m away.

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Three bears at a Ukrainian zoo tore a man "limb from limb" after he fell into their enclosure, local media reports.

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A tribal man in Orissa has been jailed for keeping a sloth bear at his home although he pleaded that he did so simply because the animal refused to embrace the jungle.
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Fifty Billion Dollars [Jul. 16th, 2008|11:45 pm]
[mood | contemplative]

Today's conversion rate for Zimbabwean dollars is 20,327,000,000 per US dollar. That's 200 million Z dollars for each dropped penny I find in the parking lot.

The rate's apparently based pretty much solely on Zimbabweans bidding to buy US dollars, as there's not really enough economic activity left in the country to calculate a true rate. I have to wonder how much of the activity is due to collectors trying to keep up as Zimbabwe keeps issuing new and larger notes. I'm halfway tempted to see if my bank can get me a little stack of their new 50 billion dollar notes that I could give away as curiosities.

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You've gotta feel sorry for them. The notes are all so hopeful-looking. They've got scenes of hydroelectric dams, grain elevators, village women making bread, etc., all things you might find in a happy and prosperous country. A lot of the imagery seems to centre around the idea of abundant food. I can't help but see these almost as magical talismans picturing the people's most desperate hopes.

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Their reserve bank has run out of paper to print more money, and doesn't have the hard cash to buy more. It's like some grim comedy.
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Vulgar Humour Alert! [Jul. 16th, 2008|01:40 am]
[mood | amused]

http://fchan.us/src/ah_1216154015288_181947_-_animated_sextoon_Tasmanian_Devil.gif

And yes, it's on FChan, so is probably at least technically porn, so probably NSFW. Still...


BWAHAHAHHHH!!!!! I can *SO* see this moment happening in a Warner Bros cartoon :D
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There is no Answer, when there is no Question [Jul. 14th, 2008|02:03 am]
[mood | rejuvenated]
[music |Kansas: All the World]

As a teenager, I was broody, and obsessed with death. I was never into the whole skulls, demons, and heavy metal thing, which to my mind completely missed the point - Death is not to be mastered. My obsession tended toward a love of old things and people, time spent in graveyards and other quiet forlorn places, and brooding over the transience of the life, the relative permanence of things and ideas, and the insignificance of the individual in the great stream of humanity*.

Thus it was that the first time I heard Genesis - the early Genesis, the Genesis of 'The Musical Box' and 'The Fountain of Salmacis', I resonated like a struck tuning fork. I came for the ideas, I stayed for the music. The progressive bands of the period, the ones that dealt in the flights of fantasy that I found appealing, were mostly English. Even the ones that weren't, like Yes, had that English sound, grounded in classicism and musicianship, and so different from the regular run of American rock. I had found rock music that didn't grate and annoy, and if its forms and ideas perhaps left most of my peers puzzled and uneasy, that was a small thing.

When Kansas came along, they seemed to shake the world to its foundations. They could and did play the driving, aggressive style of rock that was in commercial favour in the 70s, yet they also had complex, interesting ideas to mull. Someone once described them as straddling the boundary between Lynyrd Skynyrd and Genesis, which isn't that far off. They also, somehow, seemed to incorporate the spirit of the land and common people into their music, much as Genesis and Jethro Tull always seemed to do for England. Kansas became a great favourite. It's not too much a stretch to say that they affirmed for me the value of American art, and that Americans could produce worthy works within their own canon, and not only in imitation of the English**. Works like 'Icarus' and 'Sweet Child of Innocence' can hold their own on any terms.

I've never really been a 'follower' of any band, except the Beatles. I don't know the musicians' lives, I don't follow news about bands. When Kansas broke up in the mid 80s, I didn't really mourn their passing. They'd gone way downhill from the days of 'Song for America' and 'Masque', turning largely into an FM radio band, and it was probably about time. So it was that when Arcturax announced that they were booked to play in his town's community festival, I was amazed, excited, and a bit worried. Was this the original Kansas gotten back together? Yes it was. Would they be as good as when I last saw them in 1978? Probably not, but I'd settle for passable.

Well, damn. That was Kansas I saw Saturday night. They were musically impeccable, and filled with energy. They put on a solid 1970s style rock show, which is to say that they just came out in regular clothes, and played their music, and goofed around a bit. It was a show about music rather than stagecraft. There was no sign that 30 years had passed. They played some of their newer stuff, and a couple of their big radio hits, but they also worked in 'Icarus' and 'He Knew'. In the next field over, behind the treeline, someone was sending up a constant stream of small fireworks. Peope were bedecked with glowsticks and LED toys. An approaching lightning storm cut the show short, but it's one of the more satisfying ones I've been to. I am *so* glad that I went. Thanks again, Arcturax, for inviting me to this. I'd never have heard of it otherwise.


* Friend Otter knows, and Friend Dog (with his appealingly Doglike habit of running such things to earth) will probably reason out what interesting behaviours this eventually led to.

** I was a child of the 60s to begin with, and understood implicitly that London was the world arbiter of culture.
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Ralph, the Son of Alphonse [Jul. 10th, 2008|06:29 pm]
[mood | calm]

I'm still a bit bemused by the vast numbers of Rabbits (or possibly Hares) in evidence during Sunday's British GP. One of them had to flee for his life during one of Massa's numerous lawnmowing excursions. Several other times you'd see them in the background, once even running across the track in traffic. Nobody got run over that I saw.

For most of the year, a race track is probably a very pleasant place for small wildlife to live, although I have to wonder if the stress of race weekends doesn't maybe balance that out. There used to be Rabbits all over the Speedway grounds in the early 70s, although since they've done all that development that's not so much the case anymore. They did used to get run over from time to time, which actually did less damage to the cars than you'd expect.

I recall one Saturday night at Raceway Park maybe 15 years ago when everything had to come to a halt for a half hour or so while they tried (very cautiously) to shoo away a Skunk who was wandering around the track. He finally left, although I don't think he was all that shooed or intimidated.

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'Sheba' Qat füd now seems to be a property of the Mars company. Candy bars and Cat food. Two great things that go great together!

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A few weeks back Turner Classic had a Charlie Chan festival. One feature was 'Charlie Chan in Honolulu', which is one of the more popular and commonly-shown Chan movies. Turner makes a laudable practice of showing the most complete prints that they can lay their hands on, sometimes even doing restorations, so that occasionally you notice something new even in a film you've seen twenty times before. So it was with 'Charlie Chan in Honolulu'. There's a scene where a zookeeper is wrestling with an escaped Lion. It's obvious as you watch it that it's a cuddle-wrestle, and there's a good deal of affection between the Lion and his trainer. In the Turner print, it becomes obvious just how much affection, as you can plainly see for a brief second that the Lion has an erection :)

Another was one I'd never seen, a strange, late effort from 1945. Chan was solving a series of murders that had taken place in a television studio. The murderer had, somehow, managed to install a trap door in the floor of the building's elevator. A button had been installed in an office that, when pressed, would cause the floor of the elevator to drop out. This was just the murderer's contingency plan, in case someone needed to be dealt with outside the scope of the regular murder method, which involved a complex method of poisoning. At any rate, during the conclusion, as the murderer attempted to flee in the elevator, Charlie Chan himself pressed the fatal button, then calmly announced "We will find murderer in basement", which kind of freaked me out. I'm all for giving villains their comeuppance, and I can forgive nonsensical plot elements, but that's majorly out of character for Charlie Chan.

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I'm hoping the Israelis will hold off bombing Iran until after the Olympics are over.

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It's interesting that the new DNA evidence in the Ramsey case is being spun by the DA's office as exonerating the Ramseys. It could just as plausibly be considered evidence of an accomplice. One wonders if they have information that they're not releasing.
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[Jul. 7th, 2008|11:41 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

So, halfway through the season, and there's a 3-way tie for the championship amongst Hamilton and the Ferrari teammates, with Kubica two points behind. BMW is well within striking distance of Ferrari's constructor lead. This is becoming one of the great years of F1.
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Completely Half-destroyed [Jul. 7th, 2008|02:24 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

It's a real shame that Darwin wasn't born on the Fourth of July. It would have been so appropriate.

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"Bassett and others were lighting fireworks in the middle of Pleasant Street when Dickson approached the area. Upon seeing the fireworks, "Dickson accelerated in an attempt to run over the fireworks," police stated."

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"Brookings police say a man was killed when what appears to be a bomb made out of sparklers wrapped together went off accidentally."

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One of the my favourite scenes in 'The Phoenix and the Carpet' involves the use of fireworks indoors. :)

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"An Anne Arundel County fire official says an Odenton home was extensively damaged by a fire after a 12-year-old boy played with fireworks in his bedroom."

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"A York County man is in jail tonight after setting off fireworks inside his Sanford apartment. The fireworks set the building on fire and caused extensive damage to the ten-unit building. "
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Place on ground, don't hold in hand, light fuse, then get away. [Jul. 4th, 2008|11:18 am]
Time to celebrate the Republic by blowing up selected portions of it!
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Saxophone Halves in Light Syrup [Jul. 3rd, 2008|06:26 pm]
[mood | chipper]

You'd think a welder would understand why you don't light a cigarette in an enclosed space with gas cylinders. You'd really kind of expect a welder to possess that knowledge...

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Foxes in Berlin.

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W's going to be at the Olympics. They should have special Olympic events for heads of state to compete against one another. That would be cool.

Algae and Locusts threaten the Olympics!
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Hello! Hello!... Hello! Hello!... [Jul. 2nd, 2008|06:34 pm]
[mood | cheerful]


A visually compelling, if somewhat surreal, anti-communist poster from Fascist Italy. I picture him chipping away the Bear's feet, and then it rolls down the stairs and crushes him.

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Last night I helped move Mycroft Bunny into his new burrow. Slowly, Ohio amasses a collection of Old School furs :)

Babs, Squirrelly, Alex and Ford Shepherd showed up to help. We all sat around and schmoozed afterward. It felt, honestly, like the sorts of gatherings that used to happen the night before CF in the old days. It had that same sort of odd energy.
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Saxophone Solvent [Jul. 1st, 2008|06:10 pm]
[mood | not on fire]

A meme of three things that one's friends are unlikely to have done, swiped from Loganberry Bunny:

1. I once fell backwards over a cliff trying to avoid being set alight by a malfunctioning weenie-roast fire. Fortunately, there was a lake at the bottom.

2. I once set my hair on fire, accidentally, by breaking the attic light bulb with my head. I did at least avoid falling down the stairs while flailing about squawking and beating out the fire*. I've caught fire more times than any of my friends, I think.

3. I once spent the afternoon chatting up the great Jim Hurtibise. Being on fire never came up as a topic of conversation, even though we've both been on fire (him more than me).

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Happy Canadia Day!

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* Had I fallen down the stairs and broken my neck while on fire, then the house would prolly have burned down around me, and I'm quite sure the broken light bulb would be put down to heat from the fire. I wonder if that case would ever have been solved.
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A Burst of Freshness! [Jun. 30th, 2008|08:56 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

The neighbor's air freshener exploded. Apparently the valve popped right out, and it all discharged in seconds. When you walk past her apartment, it smells stiflingly of apple/cinnamon :)

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I found an english penny in my change the other day.

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I'm in the process of making my personal Little Pony, Rocket, as a custom. He's the blue Pony in my avatar, for those who don't know.
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Vacuum Qat! [Jun. 20th, 2008|04:18 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

This has been on the news here. The guys at a paint shop noticed a kitten was stuck down their drain. They tried several ways of getting him out, but he wouldn't climb up the knotted cloth that they lowered, and he backed away when they tried to grab him. They tried to dig him out, but he kept going further away down the pipe. They finally called the septic tank people. They brought their giant vacuum, and sucked the kitty right out of the drain!

He's completely unhurt, and is going to be the shop cat now :) For the rest of his life, he'll prolly be one of those cats that hides in terror whenever the vacuum cleaner starts, and with better reason than most.

http://www.nbc4i.com/midwest/cmh/news.apx.-content-articles-CMH-2008-06-18-0014.html

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I'm fairly sure my vacuum cleaner is powerful enough to pick up Flaster, but I'm also fairly sure he'd be completely traumatized if I tried. He'll tolerate the thing as it is - he watches nervously if it comes near, but doesn't run away and hide anymore when I vacuum.

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There's ice on Mars! That's amazing to look at - a thick white water ice layer right below the surface.
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On Another Day [Jun. 19th, 2008|05:30 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

Cruel, yet funny, headline:

"Bush tours Iowa to find out what Row vs. Wade is all about"

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While looking for something else, I stumbled across a box of antique Christmas lights that I mislaid a few years before. I've spent the last few nights admiring them. I feel fortunate that at the age of 47, I can still spend hours marvelling over coloured lights. Most people lose that at some point, and I never did. :)

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THIS is why it's important to choose a good Olympic mascot - bad ones can cause a curse that will destroy your country.
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Speed Bear [Jun. 18th, 2008|12:59 pm]
[mood | cheerful]



[info]rapidtrabbit found this - it's a Care Bear taking part in some sort of soap box derby recently. This is probably the coolest thing I'll see all day. The wobbly rainbow and the fixedly maniacal grin on the Bear's face just make this for me. I can see him mowing spectators down, out of control and heading for a tree, smiling and waving...
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Tales of Epic Failure [Jun. 16th, 2008|03:00 pm]
[mood | amused]

One of my fears with Morphicon was that I'd fail to a degree that would ruin the weekend for 300 people. It sounds kind of exaggerated until you're actually in that position, and realize that yes, it really is possible to actually ruin an entire convention through incompetence in a key position, and then everyone's travel expenses, hotel expenses, vacation days, etc., are toasted.

And so we come to this:
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1160761.html

I picture a howling mob, brandishing lasers and sonic screwdrivers, chasing him down the street.

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London is preparing to select an Olympic mascot. Ominously, there're already comments being made about how having a cute animal mascot is so predictable and pedestrian.

Das Beeb raises the cautionary example of the Atlanta mascot. The poor fellow who made that atrocious thing apparently still maintains that it was well-loved.

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This doesn't really rise to the standard of Epic Failure, but it's still entertaining, and reinforces my image of Australians :)

A 34-year-old man has been taken to hospital after falling out of a car window while throwing beer bottles at the vehicle behind.

Police said the woman driver, who was on a learners' permit, was driving down Atherton Range Road towards the north Queensland town of Atherton around 4.20pm (AEST) yesterday when she yelled at the front seat passenger.

He was asleep and the woman needed some directions, police said.

But the man thought she was upset with the car driver behind them and began throwing beer bottles at the car.

While he was leaning out the window throwing the bottles, he fell onto the road and then rolled into a drainage ditch.

He suffered a possible broken ankle and bruising and was taken to the Cairns Base Hospital for treatment.
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LeMans [Jun. 15th, 2008|12:41 am]
I hadn't really intended to stay up all night watching LeMans, but 16 hours in and the Audis and Peugeots are going at it hammer and tongs, with 15 seconds between the leaders. The age of gasoline sports cars seems pretty much over.

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Speed Channel keeps advertising this online poll to vote for history's five greatest LeMans cars. Sadly, their website is almost unusable, so that I can't even find the poll, much less vote.

Ford GT-40
Porsche 917
Jaguar D-type
Porsche 911
Porsche 962

is how I would have voted. I'm kind of biased towards the 60s and 70s here, but I don't have the sense of the sweep of history at LeMans like I do for Indianapolis.
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The Wide World of Sports [Jun. 7th, 2008|05:42 pm]
[mood | cheerful]
[music |Me: Zumpboobaway Song]

It's a dismal enough accomplishment at the age of eleven to be part of the worst cricket team ever, in the entire history of the league. It only adds to the shame to have your failings immortalized in the Times for generations yet unborn to marvel over.

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The entire 'Times' archive is online now. We used to have it on microfilm at school. I spent hours in that little room in the basement, reading two hundred year old newspapers just from the sheer fascination of being able to do so. It seems less magical now than it did then. Information was so much harder to come by back then.

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Kubica just about won the pole today at Montreal. Ferrari looked wobbly, at best.

I never paid a lot of attention to the rule about no spare cars before, but having now considered it, I can safely say that it's utterly retarded. Poor Vettel basically lost his chance to qualify because he busted up his suspension during final practice. What good thing, precisely, is supposed to stem from such a rule? It's for stuff like this that Mosely ought to be getting run out of town, not because he likes to dress up like a Nazi when he fucks his girlfriend.

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Jim McKay seems to have died. I recall when 'Animalympics' was topical, and all of the people being parodied were current sports figures.

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Chicago has made the final four contenders for the 2016 Olympics. The IOC is of course using the occasion to extort money from us. They're apparently staunchly against bribery unless they're the beneficiaries.

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Coke has their Olympic packaging out now. It's attractive orange, gold and red. Each bottle has their logo from some other country depicted, however, it's on the back of the label, and about 2mm high, so that it took a few times before I even noticed it. Long ago (also for the Olympics, I think) they had international bottles, but then they did it right, and just used the foreign labels. There's prolly a law against that now.
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